Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner....

....that I love London town!

It would seem that mum and her London lingo is confusing all my doggy pals from far, far away. When mum first started talking to her dear friend Gene many years ago he too had lots of problems understanding what she was going on about! My mum used to think it was amusing and they spent many an hour on MSN laughing and explaining to each other what certain words or sayings meant. Gene really thought it was very English and mum thought Gene was very American.

Gene always said he was going to write a book about my mum as she always had a story to tell him.....she said thank heavens he never has.

Or was he just telling her that?

Oh what a beautiful morning......

I have been out up the fields for 2 hours already today and have had such fun!
I have met up with sooooo many other doggies today that I am proper worn out now. We even met up with with 2 very nice policemen who were patroling around. One of them made such a fuss of me despite me jumping up and getting his uniform mucky. Whoops! My mum does like a chat and she had a good old natter with one of the policemen. You can see them both in the distance with me. They gave mum and dad a card with a phone number on for if they see anyone being naughty up there they can call the police to come and sort it out.

You will see my new coat in all it's glory here in this photo. I even tried it out properly by having a swim and do you know, I was still more or less bone dry. Mum and dad were very happy about that too. I got lots of admiring looks from the other dogs and their mums and dads. They all wanted to know where the coat come from. I hope no one else gets the same colour though.

It was VERY muddy up there today and mum nearly went flying over a tree stump and then again in the mud. Mum hung on to dad very tightly where it was extra muddy just incase! They went for a cuppa and a bacon sarnie and I got a treat.....a bag of crisps. I love 'em and ate every last crumb up! This photo below is just a nice view with the lake in the background. Mum thought it would be very nice to show all my friends where I go and run around!

An interesting night....

I have had an interesting night. Now being a dog who's had the chop I am not really interested in certain matters like humping anyone or thing. My lovely friend Dizzy the rottie is on heat and all the dogs love her. I can't see the attraction myself but my lovely friend Cliffy is completely smitten with Dizzy and is to be seen hanging off her rear leg all the time. I think Cliffy might just have a back ache later on as he is a tiny likkle poodle and can't reach anyway!

I'd much rather be out and about chasing the other dogs and playing in the stream....I mean, it ain't right, not out in the street!!

All of my blogging friends seem to have got into the festive spirit so quickly. It seems it happened over night. There are one or two whos mums and dads who have really got the right idea and have given the dogs their own stocking to hang up by the fireplace. I really do need to leave lots of reminders left hanging about the place with what I want written on so that when they come home they will see what I really want as a pressie!

Naughty blogger......

Well, it would appear that although there are no known problems with Blogger something ain't right!

I can't delete those dreaded posts that send my blog into overdrive so have just deleted the content and the page all seems to have gone back to where it should be!!

Many thanks to everyone for their comments and help.....my mum sure needed it and she has worried about it all day.

I don't think I will bother too much tonight with stuff so will bid you all a "bon nuit" for now. You didn't know I was bilingual did you eh. See, us doggies have many talents that our owners don't appreciate!

OMG.....what happened!

Ooooh dear......what on earth has mum done!!

I really need to investigate this but for now mum has to go off to work now. She is having a "oh my goodness" kind of panic right now and is in a bit of a mess about it all. That will teach her, trying to be clever and post a silly video!

Oh well folks......watch this space and hope she can turn it back to how it was!

Whoopsie....sorry dad!

I have done something terrible today and I should have paid attention to what I was doing. Mum was going out and was meeting up with a bunch of friends and dad dropped her off to meet these friends. When we got to the car park there were about 10 of mums friends all there already nattering away. They all made a fuss of me....they are such an easy touch and all I have to do is stand there looking pretty. They all went "oooh isn't he lovely" and lots of similar things were said about me. I mean, I just love it.

While they were nattering Dad was chatting to another long suffering husband who had also dropped off his wife and all of a sudden, there I was, just couldn't help myself......leg cocked too and I was weeing up dads leg and all over his shoe!

OMG!!!!!!!!

Oddly enough, he wasn't amused!

Mums friends of course all burst into fits of laughter and I doubt I shall ever live it down. I know dad won't, not now. These humans are a funny lot don't you thinK???

Time for a little snooze

I have had one lazy day!
I went out early this moring and had a right run about and all on my own too. I don't know where my friends were this morning but one things for sure, they wasn't up and about with me. Dad told mum he was hoping to see someone on our walk so he was disappointed too. I went home to a nice breakfast of chicken....and before you say it, I do only like to eat chicken!!

Mum was still in bed and the son was just about stirring so I went up and whimpered at him. He has one of these loft bed thingies with steps to get up. The steps are not at an angle so I can't get up them and this is why I whimper at the bottom of the steps. I also tap my feet on the wooden steps too....ooh that makes a great "gonna wake you up" kinda noise and works everytime. Mum has even got out of her bed before now to give me a helping hand up. So the son lifted me up and we had a lovely cuddle....when he got up I sneaked under the covers but don't tell mum. She goes mad and says all the mud from the fields don't half make a mess. The cheeky woman also says I smell! What is she on about....I only use the best eau de stagnant stream water. Mum went to the vet and got some stuff that they they all take turns spraying me with....it stinks and I can't work out why they do this. If I smell from the stream why do they add more smelly stuff to me?? I'm sure the other dogs don't have to put up with this!

I fell asleep on the sofa tonight and from what I hear mum took some pictures on her mobile phone. Her and dad were laughing so much that they woke me up. Mum has tried to load these pictures on the computer tonight but the computer just keeps turning off when she connects the phone to it. Ooooh 'er....she will have to try again because I am sure you will all want to see them.

How lucky was I today

Just for a change I was allowed to ride in mums car tonight. I once again got in and just sat, terrified, in the passenger seat well. I didn't dare move!!!!! That was until mum had forgotten she had not folded out the wing mirror. Once she did that of course I had to get on the seat and look out the window. I don't think mum was too pleased....I kinda put my lovely wet nose on the windows you see and smeared them up for her. I just can't help doing that though!

We had a very nice if not soaking wet, walk round the park. We were honoured by having Cliffy, Maisie and both the Bailies out walking with us too! Heavy rain and some kind of storm is forcast for tonight....I am so pleased it held off till we had done our walk and sociallising!

I can only hope for nicer weather tomorrow!